Peter Parker headcanons
(just random thing i thought of that he would do)
so
he’s pretty shy at first because bruh
hes not smooth AT ALL
but if you keep trying to talk to him, include him whatever
he will never stop talking to you
hes a great friend so an even better boyfriend
and he’s hot asf
ned his ultimate wingman does absolutely nothing to actually help peter, so you definitely knew that he was crushing hard even before he started to try to ask you out
once you were dating he would plan the most romantic dates
he would hash them out with mj because obviously he needs them to be perfect
lets pretend for a minute that civil war didn’t happen
so peter and you are like interns and your also super heroes
peter didn’t know you were though before you told him
but tony knew so he hired you as intern the first time you walked into the lab
you both spend a lot of time in the compound
you especially because your home life isn’t great
the avengers are pretty protective over you
so imagine their surprise when you pick up the phone one day
like, “hey, babe,” or something like that lol
theyre like “oooo a s/o????”
you’re like how did you not know??? we haven’t been hiding it???
they’re like who is it???
you just roll your eyes and leave
peter shows up at the compound the next day for a lab
the two of you go up and get snack from the kitchen
he backs you up against the counter and like
lifts you so that he can stand between your legs and make out with you
Sam comes in and flat out screams
he starts yelling about how you guys are just babies and he’s blind
you guys sort of scoot your way out of the kitchen during his dramatics
at dinner everyone is looking at you and steve tries to give the talk
you and peter both recite WORD FOR WORD the captain america psa about sex ed and get the whole table laughing
Natasha comes up to you and grins, “he’s a good one, that peter,” she tells you.
you glance fondly over at him, talking animatedly to Steve about how star wars is so much better than star trek
”yeah. he is.”
