#imsohilarious

[flip-help]

What do you call a rat made out of carpet?

A RugRat

[dietsnowm4n]

Son:You know I'm really gonna miss you.

Father:Yeah you better miss me

Son:Wait what

Father:With that gay shit

Son:Dad stop

[metashade-blog]

When you realize the mac is your life.

[cristalcrowley]

The next time someone April Fools you, just look at them and say, "Yeah, I am the fool. For thinking we were friends." Then walk away and avoid answering any calls or texts for one whole year. On April 1, 2016, run into them on the street, catch up, and as you both hug for the first time in a very difficult year, whisper gently into their ear, "Who's the fool now, fool."

Works every time.

[addictivespirits]

I'm probably going to embarrass myself but this how I imagine the singer doing this song. #whynot #freefallin #ihatethissong #haha #imsohilarious #thiswillprobablybeabused #helpme #imsobored

[osidosy]

Did you hear the joke about butter? Nevermind you might spread it.