Apr 1, 2015
The next time someone April Fools you, just look at them and say, "Yeah, I am the fool. For thinking we were friends." Then walk away and avoid answering any calls or texts for one whole year. On April 1, 2016, run into them on the street, catch up, and as you both hug for the first time in a very difficult year, whisper gently into their ear, "Who's the fool now, fool."
Works every time.