How does childe feel about his wallet being drained so zhongli can shower a cute little red head /hj
childe sits him down like
''im breaking up with you''
zhongli: we're not dating though??? childe: let me correct that, my wallet is breaking up with you
zhongli: [DREADFUL EXPRESSION] N-NO-
childe: YOU'RE DATING THE RICHEST MAN IN MOND- ASK HIM FOR MONEY YOU BROKEASS GOD-
zhongli: 👉👈 b-but...
childe: 😊no. i have my own man to spoil. dasvidania teacher.
[insert a very anime scene of childe leaving while zhongli reaches out to him, tears streaming down his face with sparkles all around]

















