deadass, i headcanon Ford Pines wearing turtle necks all the time because in the 30 years he was in another dimension(s), he got a bunch of intergalactic/extraterrestrial tattoos done and doesn't want the kids or Stanley to know.
(someone please draw this and tag me, I'm begging🙏)
authors note: and i don’t mean like the 2-3 ones he has already, i mean like covered in hundreds of tattoos, sleeves, blackouts whatever he wanted since he figured he’d be stuck there for the rest of his life





















