#in-joke

[ellienamored]

(leaning seductively at a bar talking to a beautiful woman) you know d&d? yeah the one with all the-- yeah. yeah no i know. yeah it's really-- blegh, yeah, absolutely. no i hate gary gygax too. what a fascist asshole. and i can't believe-- no, yeah, you're completely right. that's why i don't play it anymore. but anyway do you know the stat "Constitution" from that game? well, you might not believe this, but

[howifeltabouthim]

But it was a heart, and it required food. To love and fondle some one,—to be loved and fondled, were absolutely necessary to her happiness. She wanted the little daily assurance of her supremacy in the man's feelings, the constant touch of love, half accidental half contrived, the passing glance of the eye telling perhaps of some little joke understood only between them two rather than of love, the softness of an occasional kiss given here and there when chance might bring them together, some half-pretended interest in her little doings, a nod, a wink, a shake of the head, or even a pout. It should have been given to her to feed upon such food as this daily.

Anthony Trollope, from Can You Forgive Her?

[wanderingmaskdragons]

sorko dragon

it's... it's a long story.

[deepspacenightshift]

What is harder to see than darkness and as easy to see as light?

What sky has no planet?

What is always coming and going and never there?

What comes in more colors than Human clothing, is smaller than a Cardassian vole, longer than a Denobulan’s tongue, greedier than a Ferengi, more generous than a Risian, more religious than a Bajoran, sneakier than a Cardassian, more intimidating than a Klingon, and more dependable than the Chief of Security?

What house has no floor, no windows, and no doors, but does have walls?

The wormhole!

[ladyvegeets]

Yo, “Titan” is SO GOOD just Saiyan ok bye. 🖤

Thank you!! 😊

Feel free to drop your hearts off here 💔

[mitchika]

“YOU TRAITOR - HOW DARE YOU BRING SHAME ON OUR KIND”

*choaking*

Oh snap, @turbojuk‘s Oblivion caught a fellow Oblivion in the act of consuming the forbidden drink product! EXILE HIM AT ONCE! (but please dont, he doesnt appear much as it is).

Oblivion (c) Alton Towers Left Oblivion and artwork (c) Mitchika Right Oblivion (c) Matt

[c-k-mack]

Wait, so the Duke of Weselton is the lovechild of Natasha and Elise? They must be so disappointed as parents.