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[ammnontet]

the killer

[sm64mario]

[thornrings]

this one's a tumblr exclusive

[unifiedintelligencetaskwhores]

"what does a TARDIS malfunction sound like?"

"idk just dump the entire goofy sound effects library in the span of 10 seconds. That should do it"

[girlnephew]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

Visit Original Link

[drops-of-universe]

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

[weirdmageddon]

so jazz weather huh

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[anachronic-cobra]

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

im the king from humpty dumpty that tried to get my men to fix the egg and it didnt work and i was like Lol let the horses try

[malibuklaus]

[ankle-beez]

[pankendev]

i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit

[pankendev]

currently trying

[pankendev]

i think more things should be illegal

[hellopuns]

The Monday Period: Part 1 of 6

Part 1: you are here

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

[vlueauvier]

my gay lil heart…. aaaaa

[devpalmer]

My game is out now!

re:curse is a surreal RPGmaker horror game inspired by the likes of OFF, Ib, LISA: The Painful RPG and Yume Nikki.

Play as distraction-prone researcher Linda Langley and explore as your laboratory distorts and degrades around you. Send emails. Grapple with your clown infestation. Face consequences. Maybe even survive!

This is a game about...

doors

screens

bitrot

self-fulfilling loops

computer viruses (not real ones)

trans-temporal communication software

gay subtext

surprises

secrets

re:curse was solo developed as a passion project, mostly between 2020-2021. I've returned to it and added the final touches necessary to make a finished game. Bundled with the game is a trove of bonus content for your perusal, including uncompressed source files, concept art, unreleased original music, 3d files, and more. I hope you enjoy!

Download for free on itch.io!

[recurse-game]

ITS ALIVEEEEEE

[recurse-game]

re:curse megamix!!

As of now, re:curse has hit its initial download goals and then some. As thanks, I've dug up some of the music I was inspired by/made me think of the characters during development, and polished them up into a nice mix for you. Actually, a version of this playlist has been living on my phone for almost 3 years... Now it sees the light of day. Also, enjoy a new illustration I did just for the occasion :D Listen on SoundCloud here! Tracklist under the cut:

PART ONE: Linda The Books - I Didn't Know That KNOWER - Time Traveler Guerilla Toss - Skull Pop Angel Electronics - Secret Teachings of All Ages Bill Wurtz - Slow Down Guerilla Toss - Hacking Machine They Might Be Giants - Prepare CHVRCHES - Science/Visions The Books - Smells Like Content PART TWO: Joan Lemon Demon - The Only House That's Not On Fire (Yet) They Might Be Giants - She's An Angel Jamie Paige - Bizarre Love Triangle (with Natbird) ROAR - Wondering Why Lauren Bousfield - A Tiny Streak Of Daylight (with Judy Balmin) Clarence Clarity - Vapid Feels Are Vapid Jack Stauber - It's Alright

PART THREE: Caroline Beach Boys - Caroline, No YMCK - 迷宮ピエロ (Pierrot in Labyrinth) ABSRDST and Diveo - In Case It Crashes XTC - When You're Near Me I Have Difficulty Evil Arrows - Last Living Doll rook & nomie - slime brooch G Jones - Thought Tracing ABSRDST - Imaginary Friend Lauren Bousfield - A Joke Poorly Told Black Dresses - CREEP U

[recurse-game]

Youtube didn't like my upload...that's what I get for using Beach Boys in there. I revised the link, here's an alternate upload for y'all: https://soundcloud.com/devmusic-3/recurse-megamix

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard