#inappropriate punctuation

[dahliavandare]

Found: boldest use of scare quotes

[worstmessages-blog]

OMG!! Are you so sexy and hotter than the sun itself! Can I buy you a drink and maybe later on we could figure out something more to do ;)??

so much percent enemy

[dangerpussy]

ended up on some dodgy gossip site, where EVERY. SINGLE. HEADLINE. ends in an exclamation point

"I'm not married yet, claims angelina jolie!" "james franco turned down lindsey lohan's advances because she has issues!" "I have a vague ambition of filmmaking, says suraj sharma!"

WHY AM I LAUGH SO HARD SOME OF THESE DEFINITELY DO NOT WARRANT EXCLAMATION POINTS I CAN'T BREATHE

"I feel sad for Sanjay Dutt, says Dharmendra! Sanju has been sentenced for 3.5 years in jail"

NOT AN APPROPRIATE TIME FOR AN EXCLAMATION POINT!

Harry Potter fame Richard Griffiths breathes his last after heart complications!

O H .  M Y .  G O D .

[cantspeakfrancais]

actual things and stuff

so i've technically been in paris for a couple of hours which really means i've been hanging out by baggage claim at charles de gaulle airport which is cool and all but it's giving me time to think and i'm freaking out and i'm trying to not cry in airports anymore but i just have so many feelings and they're all expressed with tears!!! also i'm super tired but that's par for the course and i'm going to be super hungry and i'm not sure if my host family knows i'm a vegetarian so i might not be able to eat real food for awhile and greafdsqweafsd idk of fucking course instead of excitement i'm filled with terror ughh my life

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