[penandinkprincess]

Personally I think the best torment nexus would be Ilya getting invited separately by Shane's parents (who do Not know they're fighting/upset) and then Shane inviting Rose, and then having to Exist Politely in the same space before she and Shane break up </3

INSPIRED

[dahliavandare]

pen’s tags:

Ok but then Ilya can’t sleep (because of the torment) and comes out to the kitchen to get a drink. Only to spot a mop of dark hair poking out from under a blanket on the sofa?

Because Shane can’t sleep sharing a bed with Rose.

[trickstertime]

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

[trickstertime]

Human hair for scale

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[dahliavandare]

Friend of a friend said I seemed like someone who would boycott Hobby Lobby over birth control coverage, so at least there’s that.

[shamebats]

[revcleo]

[nolaplantdaddy]

today's cherry tomato harvest 🍅

[dndprofessor]

[ilyapasta]

Guys maybe someday I'll finish and post fanfiction again. That was a fun time. When I was doing that.

[penandinkprincess]

saw your post about baby shane and night night rules and it speaks to me. imagining little!shane bursting into tears because nana broke the night night rules and now the world has devolved into chaos and will never recover (until she gives him some chocolate milk and he's fine)

GOD nana is babysitting for the first time while yuna and david are on a date night and is trying to be indulgent grandma spoiling shane, and shane is NOT! HAVING! IT!

is VERY upset night night has been delayed and now!! you offer him chocolate milk???? HIS TEETH HAVE ALREADY BEEN BRUSHED. THERE CAN'T BE CHOCOLATE MILK AFTER TEETH BRUSHING.

just an absolute crisis lmao.

[raincitygirl76]

I’m imagining Baby Shane the next morning solemnly telling Mommy and Daddy that Nana can’t be allowed to babysit him again. Nana breaks the rules!

Either that or he forces himself to stay awake in bed until Mommy and Daddy get home from their date night. They peek in on him, and he sits bolt upright in bed. And tattles on Nana right there and then.

[penandinkprincess]

dead on the FLOOR imagining bb shane telling them nana needs time in the penalty box for not following the rules

[themightytrivia]

Yuna and David bickering in the car when a tiny voice pipes up from the backseat and tells yuna she gets a two minute minor for saying a bad word

[dahliavandare]

Ok but given Yuna’s love of swearing, I don’t think they would be a “no swearing” family, I think they would be an “only swearing in approved situations” family.

Like, if you’re talking about hockey, you can only swear if it’s professional hockey, because otherwise it’s supposed to be people having fun.

[kimbleum]

🥚　stardew valley chicken dividers

all made by me + f2u, no credit needed the first time i saw a baby chicken i cried. they’re so cute

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[viejospellejos]

Típico de belgas malinois

[ceruinus]

Good video showcasing exactly why these dogs are not suited to 99 percent of households.

They've gotten very popular recently and I suspect theyre also being dumped in shelters at a high rate

[ultramarineblues]

I can confirm they are.

Which is one of the reasons I reblogged this, I vaguely hope it might make someone somewhere reconsider their choices

[bigcommunity]

The unemployment rate got people inventing psychological warfare

[dahliavandare]

That is a wild use of the word “only”.

[segamascott]

[sheishine]

Still empty (no bug yet).

まだ留守。

[ploobytumbls]

I would like to share the story of a very understandable but unfortunate mistake i made at work recently

So I'm weeding our ancient and terrible collection of children's books for the first time in possibly ever, and I'm making a decision about a book about migrant workers by Sandra Weiner, called Small Hands, Big Hands. And I'm not 100% sure and I go to just see if there's anything out there about this book's being notable in any way so I do an open web search for

"small hands big hands weiner"

And then I look at my results for a moment

and then at last I somberly add to the end of my search, "BOOK"

[chaostheorietblr]

I have one like that:

In mathematics, you often consider the two-dimensional plane - you know, the idealised flat two-dimensional object that extends infinitely - which can be real or complex (doesn't matter what that means)

On this, you can perform a mathematical operation called a "blow-up" (resulting in a more complicated geometry)

I needed to look up a formula related to this, so I confidently typed into the search bar:

"Blow up real plane"

The results were not what I wanted and I am not sure if I'm on a terror watchlist now.

[his-dark-memerials-deactivated2]

He doesn’t even know, and he doesn’t want to.

[thatdisasterauthor]

I don't go here but I feel like "It's a metaphor. Don't force it to do the work of a fact." is a great statement about literature and fan-content in general.

[dahliavandare]

Given that this guy came up with a way to give his creatures in another dimension wheels* I am not convinced this is some admirable stance on literature and the nature of metaphor.

I think he didn’t figure it out because he didn’t wanna and now he’s making faux-intellectual excuses.

*they actually have claws that they use to hold big hard nuts (that also grow in their dimension) and those are the wheels (it might have been a symbiotic thing with the trees that they needed the nuts to be used as wheels to wear down the shell so it could grow?)