okstupid

is there anything better than internet dating? yes, there is. but the correspondence! oh, the messages. the sheer mastery of language that my could-be lovers possess. this is the place where i will record for posterity all of my favoritest of messages i receive during my adventures in online dating. please do submit your most terrible gems for our amusement.

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Hiii! I be chad, u?

chad

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Full disclosure, I'm married - so if that's a show stopper for you, I'm sorry, but if you're okay chatting it up with a fun and slightly geeky married guy then let's talk...

married guy #1 (first of many this week)

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OMG!! Are you so sexy and hotter than the sun itself! Can I buy you a drink and maybe later on we could figure out something more to do ;)??

so much percent enemy

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lehmiller - The Psychology of Human Sexuality - Deception In Online Dating: How Often Do People Lie In Their Profiles? (Infographic)

People of all genders and sexualities are increasingly turning to the Internet in order to find se...

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Mornin hiness!

intensely energetic creeper

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You have the cutest nose! Seriously! I would love to get to know you. Maybe grab tea/coffee? Plus I love horror too!

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HI you look really nice in the may i get to know you :

a dude from sri lanka

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Heyy

8% enemy

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hey you. What you up to girl. I like what I see and read. You are very pretty and sexy tho :)Hope you like handsome Blk guy with great personality and fun out going guy. What you got going on?

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Sexy, you are.

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too cute :) nice buns ! even covered in blue :P

a boy who likes blue buns

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what happens

when you change the area of the dating site that indicates what you're looking for to include casual sex? here are the results.