Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz deserves a better life
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Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz deserves a better life
the inator that kills you instantly
Mad Scientist Wrapped
This year you:
Laughed nefariously 489 times.
Concocted 52 evil schemes.
Made 52 inators.
Were Defeated by heroes 52 times.
Asked out Heroes 26 times.
Were rejected by heroes 25 times.
Asked out then got seduced by Secret Agent Superspy and tricked into going on a date where he tied you up and foiled your evil scheme 1 times.
Got 306 new hypnotized evil minions and fellow villains on Tumblr!
Gotta ask
Has there ever been an episode of Phineas and Ferb where Dr.Doofenshmirtz explains why every Inator of his has a self destruct button?
Like is there a sad backstory where he had an Inator without one and that somehow “ruined my life while making the life of my brother Roger so much better and causing our parents to shower him with love once again instead of me! So you see Perry the Platypus, I vowed to never again build an Inator without a self destruct button! And that is why I have built the Self-Destruct-Button-Inator-Inator, so every Inator will automatically have a self destruct button whenever I press this button here!”
Or is that just a little quirk of his? Just something he does without good reason. (Just a secret way to help Perry because he wants the little back and forth to go on instead of winning and ending it)
I can't believe DEI has become such a hot button issue. I mean sure he's evil, but most of his inators are harmless.
I did not write out an entire episode but I did want to include that I liked the idea of the inator hitting the backyard as always switching their resolutions meaning Candace could bust the boys but they couldn’t build something fantastical so Linda is just proud
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
You see Perry the Platypus it all started when i was young. Growing up in Drusselstein my family could only afford enough bread for 3 sandwiches a month.
Since there were four of us my mother devised an ingenious plan remove the crusts from the 3 sandwiches and make a fourth sandwich from them.
But because Drusselsteinian traditions dictate that adults can never eat JUST bread crusts and Roger was the favourite that meant i was always stuck eating the crust sandwich.
And now Roger is trying to capitalize on this uncrustable trend by releasing a Drusselstein style crustless sandwich.
So I, the BRILLIANT Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have invented the Re-Crustable-inator! With the flip of this switch i will put the crusts back on EVERY SANDWICH IN THE TRI-STATE AREA!!!