#inbox meme.

[clawalloy]

sonic

shadow da hedgehog. he's like wolverine if he was a hedgehog. the hedgehog

[yeehawrpc]

↪  WELCOME  BACK,  DAZZLERS !   a  collection  of  prompts  based  on  daz  black's  videos  on  youtube.  adjust  phrasing/pronouns  as  necessary.

would  you  like  ...  a  banana?

OH  MY  UNHOLY  CHRIST  ON  A  STICK!

I'm  not  chubby.  I'm  plump.

Hope  you  don't  get  MURDERED!

Ah!  Julia  Roberts!  ....  Why  did  she  come  to  mind?

Smack  her  with  an  iPad!

CRAWLING  BITCH  IN  THE  FUCKING  VENTS!!

[  aggressively  spraying  canned  air  }

this  is  where  i'll  start  my  concussion.

dead  man  on  aisle  two.  dead  man  to  be  cleaned  up  on  aisle  two.

why  is  the  nappy  running  away?

crawl  on  top  of  me,  daddy!

the  bitch  went  south  for  the  winter!

dead  bitch  on  the  floor!

fuck  me!  the  bitch  is  gone!

i  will  unfriend  you  on  facebook!

i  wanna  go  fucking  home!  i  wanna  go  fucking  home!

what  flavor  is  it?  asshole?

oh  that's  really  unecessary!

a  what,  when,  who  a-fuckin'?

jumping  on  my  nan!

she  kicked  me  out  of  the  house  LITERALLY.

it  sounds  like  michael  jackson  trying  to  get  into  a  cold  bath.

run  away  bitch!  run  away  from  me!

i'll  have  a  big  mac  and  a  restraining  order!

[  unintelligible  screaming  ]

fast  motherfuckers!

i  might  actually  have  a  dish  to  serve...

what  in  the  alice  in  wonderland  is  going  on?

FUCK!

i  believe  you  should  fuck  off.

someone  woke  up  with  an  attitude!

APART  FROM  KNOCKING  HER  THE  FUCK  OUT?!

there  ain't  gonna  be  no  toma-na-na-na-na  if  you  don't  put  your  fucking  seatb-b-b-belt  on!

they  say  that  money  doesn't  bring  happiness.  it  fucking  does.

she's  serving  her  friends  with  it?

would  they?  would  they?  would  they?

next  round's  on  me.  it's  from  the  toilet  floor  but  it's  on  me.

that  is  not  where  you  go  for  band  practice,  that's  where  you  go  for  a  surprise  fingering!

man,  i'd  punch  them  so  hard  in  the  tits  they  wouldn't  breathe  for  a  week.

oh,  she's  so  wrinkly  she  looks  like  a  thumb  that's  been  in  the  bath  too  long!

that's  fucking  fanta!

[mielmoto]

@regnantlight asked:

“   Researching the stages of grief to see if I can get them finished in ten minutes tops. ”

ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF | accepting

❝ zelly bean— you know I love you more than just about anything on this planet, but if you, like, actively contribute to your own emotional repression any more than you already have: I'm going to beat you up. and that's a promise. ❞ paired with a half-hearted little thwack from the back of her hand against the princess' head.

[cromwellharvests]

@wyrdify​ / @flameleads said:  # [ from Roy~ ]

cell phone headcanons | no longer accepting

their name in easy’s phone: 🏵️gloriosa 🔥💖

profile picture:

ringtone:  Sept Guitares - René Aubry, In the Evening - Joseph Sullinger. Really those are just examples— by and large, it might be any number of spanish / flamenco guitar tracks (which he likely introduced her to, in the first place). trending mostly on the more relaxed, ‘romantic’ side, but as seen with sept guitares, it can wander into more ‘cheerful’ vibes from time to time– but still relatively subdued, gentle.

last text(s) sent:

[stolenmagi]

// brain ain't doin nice things, send me shippy Ros hcs and I'll tell you mine.

[cromwellharvests]

@kiryuiegerin asked: 🎧 ; ;

‧͙⁺˚*･༓ ☾  musical emojis ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ | accepting send an emoji & i’ll give you a song that…

🎧 would make my muse cry

To Love a Boy by Maya Hawke. (also conveniently a near-voiceclaim for her, yeehaw). This song hits on a lot of easy’s flaws, insecurities, and the yearning that she usually internalizes. the ‘naivete’ of her gentle heart, and how she feels about relationships of hers which have come and gone. It’s a very... personal kind of song; she’d steel herself and try not to tear up around anyone else were it to play, but it strikes all the right chords.

also Lover, Please Stay, by Nothing but Thieves. this one is a little bit directed at her, but more her feelings @ her partners... especially feelings that she’d struggle to put into words, or wouldn’t say out loud, believing it better to let them go.

[cromwellharvests]

@deathleads​ said:  Ⓐ *eyes*

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

ATTRACTIVENESS:

repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex ― aaaaaAAAAAHHHHH ― I mean unless you want to

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― ‘enemies’ but in a sad way*** ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them ― oh boy. OH boy ― this person is beautiful, smart, AND powerful and I am Thoroughly Intimidated™

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them*** ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed ― it’s a health hazard for her to kiss me standing up because i WILL lose my balance ― instant thought eraser. no thoughts; only kiss

***for the... you know.