the lightning thief musical: sentence meme
PT 1: THE DAY I GOT EXPELLED - GOOD KID
❛❛ i didn’t ask to be a hero seeking praise. ❜❜ ❛❛ is it me , or is greek mythology not deeply weird ? ❜❜ ❛❛ why do you have peanut butter in your hair ? ❜❜ ❛❛ she’s a monster ! but not literally. i don’t think. ❜❜ ❛❛ dude. i’m your only friend. ❜❜ ❛❛ she only hates me because i tried to get her to stop wedgie-ing the first graders. ❜❜ ❛❛ kicked out of five schools in six years. one might question your parentage. ❜❜ ❛❛ you think i’m trouble. just like everyone else. ❜❜ ❛❛ normal is a myth. ❜❜ ❛❛ i’ll show you where i met your dad. ❜❜ ❛❛ if you’re weird, you’re weak. ❜❜ ❛❛ if you want him, you’ll have to answer to me ! ❜❜ ❛❛ don’t pass out ! don’t pass out ! don’t pass out ! ❜❜ ❛❛ is this real ? am i dead or am i dreaming ? ❜❜ ❛❛ oh look. a strange man in a hawaiian shirt. ❜❜ ❛❛ what belongs to the sea can always return to the sea. ❜❜ ❛❛ you drool when you sleep. ❜❜ ❛❛ oh, you’re alive. i suppose that’s good news for you, but it means a lot more paperwork for me. ❜❜ ❛❛ when you’re in charge, it’s like you’re cursed. ❜❜ ❛❛ oh, great. she’s crying. ❜❜ ❛❛ to tell you the truth, the best thing is to break up with the guy. ❜❜ ❛❛ he loves you not. next ! ❜❜ ❛❛ it wasn’t a dream ? she’s really gone ? ❜❜ ❛❛ he showed no sign that he ever existed, no sign he might actually care. ❜❜ ❛❛ i know that the future looks blurry, but not to worry, just do what you can. ❜❜ ❛❛ you got a problem with that ? prepare to be pulverized, newbie. ❜❜ ❛❛ you losers are a drag. ❜❜ ❛❛ heard you were tough, but you don’t look it. ❜❜ ❛❛ i’d wait by the phone, but the phone never rings. ❜❜ ❛❛ i met the guy once, and once was enough. ❜❜ ❛❛ if i tried to sing, it’ll probably cause an avalanche. ❜❜ ❛❛ did he not want me ? or not want the stress ? ❜❜ ❛❛ you shall fail to save what matters most in the end. ❜❜ ❛❛ everything i ever do is wrong. ❜❜ ❛❛ you’re always to blame. ❜❜ ❛❛ i never meant to do anything. ❜❜ ❛❛ i never meant to hurt anyone. ❜❜ ❛❛ i swear that i’m a good kid. ❜❜ ❛❛ but no one ever will take my side. ❜❜ ❛❛ guess i’m good for nothing at all. ❜❜ ❛❛ no on ever tells me that they’re proud. ❜❜ ❛❛ i swear i never stole anything. ❜❜ ❛❛ all i need is one last chance to prove that i’m good enough for someone. ❜❜
