Coincidence
‘‘Daddy, is is that mammy talking with Ichigo and Rukia ?’‘
‘‘No, that is the reason daddy had to leave Soul Society, that lady was working directly under me, then she filled a complaint against me, then daddy was sent to fight a scary hallow. It was a suicide mission,but Masaki saved my sexy ass, then I saved hers, and then.... AHH we got married and prayed to the stork to bring us a boy and two girls.’‘
‘‘Dad, why does SHE look so much like mom?’‘
‘‘Ah, sure SHE IS THE ONE , that looks LIKE your mother.’‘
‘‘I know, but why?’‘
‘‘Coincidence, Yuzu. Happy, happy coincidence.’‘
@#$%^^
‘‘Don’t be disgusting Yuzu.’‘
‘‘Fine, then tell me why did you marry Orihime.’‘
‘‘First, get out the bathtub, I was here first, and there is not enough place for both of us.’‘
‘‘You say that since I was 13, and still you didn’t kicked me out. HUH’‘
‘‘Fine,I did not marry Hime because she looks like mom. That is a coincidence.’‘
‘‘THEN WHY?’‘
‘‘Because Rangiku rejected my proposal, alright?’‘
‘‘So you’re telling me that all I had to do all this years was die my hair orange and get a boob implant?’‘
‘‘Not being my sister would have helped too.’‘