Dumb Self-Indulgent Disenchantment Theories
Bean's mom is a Sorceress and so is Bean. There's a lot of evidence for this but I'm not gonna get into it. Mostly it's their hair. Classic Sorceress Hair
Bean's Step-mom is a good guy and she just sent for recruitments from her old kingdom to help fight for Dreamland. The gays trust her and I trust the gays
Elfo's biological mother turns out to be... Wait for it... BEAN'S MOM. Making him an elf/sorceress hybrid, and partially explaining why his blood is so freaking wackadoodle. It's EXTRA CRAZY MAGIC blood
Making Elfo and Bean half-siblings. You can't tell me Bean wouldn't be ecstatic about being Elfo's big sis. Elfo has a huge freaking identity crisis that lasts AT LEAST a whole episode, before coming to a conclusion.
Elfo apologises for treating Bean with so much disrespect. He treated her like a girl instead of like a person, and that.... That wasn't fair to her. Bean immediately forgives him.
Luci holds this revelation over Elfo's head for the rest of the series.
Bean falls in love with Tess.
Bean realizes she can see the future. That's why she can't touch the orb (which reveals the past), why she's had such accurate visions (while drugged, but they were still weirdly accurate. She got Tess's silloette spot on) - But it's not a very useful skill, since her visions are so cryptic...? It causes more harm than good tbh
Bean realizes she is. Not Straight. This realization comes from the super cryptic future vision. It's kind of hilarious but now she's a flustered queer mess, as if she wasn't enough of a mess already
Bean and Elfo can now talk about how hot girls are TOGETHER while Luci rolls his eyes forever.
Tess becomes an official part of the Dreamland Gang. But is she a Knight? A Diplomat? You decide (probably both tbh)
Elfo and Luci make out (Probably accidental Naruto-style) at least once. If only for a joke. They can act grossed-out immediately after I don't care I just want that tension between them addressed somehow
Anyway that's all I got for now so have fun
