#inconvenientsimonstrocity

[themidnightfarmer]

@inconvenientsimonstrocity

[pm] They did~ Also of course, just drop by or let me drop by your place if you ever need or want anything, just let me know, like, a day in advance. Oh, I’m mostly just asking. I’m looking for a way to see if I can make them a little less… uhhh ‘murder everything-y’ on the full moon. Any suggestions?

[pm] That’s really generous bud! Thanks! It won’t be anything wildly expensive OH HEY ACTUALLY can you drop off some gauze and bandaids? and maybe some pepper flakes? That’d more than do it! 

This sounds so SUSPICIOUS MY GUY. Make them? What are you into right now bud? Don’t know if there is a way to change the forcefully. No herbs I can think of that won’t just do damage. I thought you were chill I.....feel betrayed.

[letsbenditlikebennett]

inconvenientsimonstrocity replied to your post: [pm] Good morning, my dear. I do apologise for my...

[pm] Yes, ma'am. I… I had a problem at the ocean and it… It’s hard to explain. I’m really glad Beans is happy, though~ I’ve been training him.

[pm] A problem at the ocean... that explains nothing. ://///////

[3starsquinn]

@inconvenientsimonstrocity replied to your post “[pm] Hey Orion, I wanted to thank you again for your kindness a while...”

[pm] I'm sorry if this is nosy but why are you terrified of the forest? [del: is it because of things like me?]

[pm] That’s not nosy. There’s not really a non-embarrassing answer to this. I’m terrified of a lot of things. Pretty much everything freaks me out. I guess forest’s specifically are just very quiet. 

[laylacooke]

inconvenientsimonstrocity‌:

[pm] I’m not sure anyone knew what to expect from that meeting; it was very, ah… last-second. Ariana reacts with her heart first, as I’m sure you’ve been able to tell. If you need or want someone to talk to, my inbox is always open~

[pm] she does, and i can’t fault her for it. i wanted to be apart of it just as much as the next person, but i just didn’t feel like i was apart of anything really, but a murder plot. idk, i think that coupled with so many other things going on, including Salva just wasn’t the right combination.

i’m sorry i haven’t been a better friend to you, Simon. i know we have a lot in common. and thank you. i’ll remember that.

[cryxmercy]

inconvenientsimonstrocity replied to your post: <p>What makes you feel confident?</p>

That’s an alarmingly high amount of caffeine

Is it? I just ask my barista to give me the most caffeine they possibly can without killing me. Which is... not gonna happen. The killing bit, that is.

@inconvenientsimonstrocity

[noah-kalani]

inconvenientsimonstrocity replied to your post: <p>What was your best birthday?</p>

Aaaaalcohol?

Ding Ding Ding, weeeeeee have a winner folks. If you come down to the vet clinic you can claim your prize, which is in fact more Alcohol! 

[ricky-corderbro]

inconvenientsimonstrocity replied to your post: professoranieves‌: Alright, I’ll be sure to hit...

You make meat pies?

I make all sorts of pies. Meat pies are always a good option. Usually in the middle of winter but hey; who doesn’t love a nice beef pot pie at any time of the year? 

[athenaquinn]

@inconvenientsimonstrocity replied to your post: isabelle-belle-belle‌: La curiosité est un...

Did your keyboard break? Why are there so many smilies?

What? No. I just like smiley faces and I also hate losing so I will give her more smileys until she breaks :) see no reason not to use them.

Hi! I’m Athena! What is your name? :)