Jared || RARITY: ★★★★★ || THREAT: ★☆☆☆☆

Protector of all kinds of wondrous and noxious creatures.

[themidnightfarmer]

OOC

Hey sorry for being so trash, I love reading all your plots and getting the behind the scenes gossip, but I’ve not been in the headspace to write for a long time now. So I’m leaving the group. I’ll still be in gamenight chats but I won’t have Jared anymore. <3 Love you all, just wanted to let you know Xxx

[themidnightfarmer]

shroomsbysolomon​:

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I would appreciate that!

I am glad you feel better for it, really. I suppose, to the surprise of no one, I really enjoy nature documentaries. There are so many wild areas of the world that I have never been to, I would really like to see them myself before it is too late. Outside of those… it can be hard, a lot of the meaning goes over my head, I feel like, but one in particular that really charmed me was a film called The Ritual. It was supposed to be a horror film, I believe, but I thought it was a nice story.

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I love a good doc as well! Although a lot of the creatures I love best aren’t really put forward too kindly. 

[pm] And the information on mothman is wholly incorrect. but hey humans can’t get ‘em all right. Especially when they’ve never met most of the critters they talk about anyway. They don’t even label the docs as ‘nature’ and instead ‘myths and legends’ or something.

Bud...you are next level! A nice story in a horror film, dang, you’re hardcore! 

[themidnightfarmer]

inbextween​:

That’s sweet of you.

She’s only a few weeks old at this point. Full of energy.

Damn that’s adorable, have you encountered the sharp little baby teeth yet?

I love little baby teeth, bigger teeth hurt much more usually 😅

[themidnightfarmer]

nelllraiser​:

[pm] TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU CRIMES

[pm] NO, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, THIS IS ALL ON YOU

[themidnightfarmer]

inbextween​:

Thanks.

They make really good companion animals, I heard.

You’re welcome! Everyone is welcome in town unfortunately 😁

How old are they? I’m excited for you bud, having a new friend is always cause for celebration!

[themidnightfarmer]

inbextween​:

Everyone say hi to the newest member of the Beck family, Epru– or Ru. Or Stinky Baby, as Nell calls her 

We’re on vacation for the weekend, but will accept any and all ‘awwws’ while we’re away. 

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Precious, adorable, amazing, cute, astounding. Welcome to town little one 🙂

What made you want such a bouncy animal? 

[themidnightfarmer]

Front of envelope reads “open after delivering packages.”

Letter inside:

“Jared, thanks for delivering those packages for me. Keep running the gallery as you have been. I won’t be back. Those packages were my goodbye in case I didn’t make it. And now this is my goodbye to you.

A woman named Bexley will be taking ownership of the gallery.

Thanks for bringing a breath of disgusting air to the gallery.

-Metzli

[theandrophile]

William Moseley as Arden Lowe in My Sweet Audrina (2016)

[themidnightfarmer]

caffeinatedconspiracies​:

Hey, since it was tuna yogurt, I think you might be lucky that they put it in the ceiling and not the trash. I mean, come on, man, tuna in a workplace? You’re lucky you’re attractive.

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Is there a rule about tuna? Won’t lie...this is my first job at a workplace like this. I was self employed for years, my animals never complained about anything I was eating before...

[themidnightfarmer]

nelllraiser​:

[pm] YOU DID THIS

[pm] I DID NOT

[themidnightfarmer]

hikarinarisawa​:

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The way you see things, especially this situation, is both endearing and mildly troubling. Then again, as long as no one is getting hurt, and you feel like you can tolerate the disrespect, then there is no need to escalate the situation. Oh, you cook? What do you like to cook? What is your…signature dish?

Changed noses? Like in surgery? I’ve heard people like to waste a lot of money to change their noses. Was it worth it? Was something wrong with your original nose? Do you like your new nose?

I don’t think they’re trying to disrespect me? Missing a lunch here and there isn’t so bad. Oh, well I SAY I cook. But my best friend tends to tell me I’m not REALLY cooking. But I say heating up things is cooking no matter what. Some of my best is Christmas tinner which is basically just Sunday dinner!

oh fuck Yeah had an accident on my farm, so I changed it up a little in the aftermath. My new nose is great!

[themidnightfarmer]

shroomsbysolomon​:

I.. oh, I don’t. I suppose I should find him. I was not able to make it out to the woods while recovering, but I could hear him some nights, and my friend that lives in the Outskirts said he showed up at her cabin a few times. I will look! I still think it would be great for you to meet him.

That sounds fun! I could use a nice, long walk like that. Haven’t done it in some years. Me? Besides practicing my reading and writing, I suppose most of my time has been taken up with, ah… what did Cutler call it…. cultural exposure? Movies, books that he would read to me, things like that. I’ve been learning a lot!

I can also keep an eye out. I’m pretty mobile right now, and if they’re near the outskirts they might have been travelling through my old farm or something now and then. 

It was a long way, felt like I was doing a migration of my own it was really therapeutic! Oh yeah!? Anything really caught your eye? What sort of things was cutler showing you??

[wickedsrest-rp]

Bearly Even Scary || Group Chatzy

TIMING: Late afternoon, October 24. LOCATION: The White Crest Carnival SUMMARY: A group stumbles into a scare zone, and not all of them make it out alive Contents: Death, body horror

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[themidnightfarmer]

bearingwitness​:

…and uh that quiet place being a bathroom wasn’t at all “off” to you?

[pm]

Are…you a goat fairy?

I’m sure it was maybe supposed to be weird 😅 but I wasn’t as bothered as they expected maybe?

[pm]

[user pauses for five minutes, typing and deleting text]

Not really? But also not not really?

[themidnightfarmer]

@deathisanartmetzli

[pm] Obviously I’m kidding. But I’m gonna need you to do some things when you return. We’ll discuss them in a private meeting soon.

[pm] Thanks boss! 😁 Alright MEtzli, whatever you need done I’m sure I can manage it! 

[themidnightfarmer]

nelllraiser​:

[pm] WOW…and now you’re REPLACING me. Even though I’m not a bag.

[pm] It’s going to be tough, but you’re forcing my hand 😔

[themidnightfarmer]

shroomsbysolomon​:

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Yes!  I’m just picking things up for the sake of it, now, it’s such a relief. I did, but he was not always available… well, and I was rather stubborn.

Oh, yes! I’d nearly forgotten about that, but you’re right. I’ve got a much better handle on it, now. Er, somewhat. It has been a long time since we spoke! Where did you go? 

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Ah asking for help ain’t always easy I get that! But hey, you’re all good now 😁

So long!! DO you still have your friend with you? I never got meet them 😅 Oh I left town for a few months just lately, went walking through the country and into the next actually! It was quite a good time! What have you been doing bud?