#incorecreyo

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Chilly: Not to brag, but I’ve escaped every room I’ve been in.

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Christian: Whenever Ivan falls asleep in public, I shake him and yell “DON’T DIE ON ME”

Christian: People always clap when he wakes up

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Barney: We call that a traumatic event.

Barney, turning to Curt: Not a 'bro moment'.

Barney, turning to Christian: Not a 'major L'.

Barney, turning to Ivan: And not an 'oof lmao'.

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Den: Lucky for you, I have a few knives up my sleeves

Curt: I think you mean cards

Den: *pulling knives out of her sleeves* no, I do not

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Home alone!Den after losing Ivan at the supermarket: I’m sorry, I need to find my son, can I make an announcement?

Staff: Of course!

Den: Goodbye you little shit

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Christian: Curt Get The Banana

Curt: *runs over seven people to get the banana*

Christian: Potassium.

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Christian: guess what number I’m thinking of

Ivan: 420

Christian: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

Den: 69

Christian: yeah it was 69

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Den: If you guys were ice cream flavours what flavour would you be?

Chilly: Vanilla

Ivan: Vannila? You basic bitch, I’d be pistachio

Den: Cause no one likes you?