you ever think the greek gods have like meetings once every few weeks and its just like the gods with distinct jobs like demeter, persephone, hermies, hades,zeus,poseidon,apollo,helios,ares, hypnos and like aphrodite and its just like
hermies: all week the same mortal has been preying to me offering divine offerings all to see his beloved again and he keeps begging to receieve a message from beyond the grave i have accepted the offerings so i think i might be obligated to give something to show i heard.. i was thinking perhaps a dream with the likeness of there beloved hypnos can that be done
hypnos: that is an easy task but not if you require it to house the soul that requires paperwork
persephone: on the subject of the mortals mother please stop freezing the lands and murdering the crops i keep getting petitions from the mortals mother begging me to make up with you please i am merely spending time with my husband at least be fair and give one side of the mortals lands a break i am tired of greeting souls that are disgruntled
demeter: by husband do you mean jailor dear?
hades: here we go
demeter: you stole my only daughter
persephone: mother i am not stolen please be reasonable and technically he did get zeus's permission
demeter: ah yes as if cutting my daughter in half is so much better
Persephone: come on mother be reasonable
demeter: fine i suppose i can allow some of the mortals to keep there root vegetables and a few berries for color
persephone: thank you
demeter: speaking of poseidon the mortals keep preying to me about drowned lands due to the floodings of the tides they have offered me a quarter of there harvests for the rest of the year if only something would grow from there ruined soil would it trouble you so to tone back your aggressive waters
poseidon: i have not drowned any lands?
demeter: no then why am i recieving such preyers?
poseidon: oh perhaps it was my storm
demeter:...
poseidon: apollo could you give them a bit of a clear sun to help dry there lands
apollo: very well, speaking of helios it seems we are sharing offerings jointly again the mortals have jumbled us up.. so this time it was alot of cheese made from cows milk in return there asking for longer days that would upset the cycle so perhaps we just give them like a nice morning?
helios: we could just bless there livestock there cows specifically
apollo: that works, and hermies do you think you could remind the mortals that if they require there prophecies read to go to the oracles of delphi that is why they exist i cannot answer every prayer for prophecy and fortune and the oracles of delphi are selective but i carry much i think they have forgotten it
hermies: i will disguise myself as a travelor upon my next visit to the mortals and relay the message
apollo: thank you they've been trouble some as of late
hermies: speaking of there seem to be many travelors as of late many offering me there most prized possessions for safe passage out of areas with strife, ares has any of the mortal wars caused wide spread famine they keep asking me for safe travels and food so they will not starve
ares: there is one blockade i suppose i can give the mortals an idea of how to ration there food better and how to remove there enemies swiftly
hermies: perhaps just a path out of the war? a neutral ground could be established?
ares: i will think on it
aphrodite: many of the mortals seem to be preying to be reuinited with there lost loves and family members, hestia you are the hearth would you be interested in a collaberation ofcourse id share my offerings with you as payment