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Naveed: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.

Cory, under his breath: I’m starving.

Mandy: Emma, we need to talk about your professionalism.

Emma, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for a woman standing in lava.

Naveed: Go on...without me...

Cory: Naveed -

Naveed: - Go, Cory....just let me...die here...but always remember...I love you...

Cory: We have been jogging for literally five minutes, Naveed.

Naveed: WELL JOGGING SUCKS, CORY.

Nasreen: Naveed?

Naveed: *sighs* Cory used to call me Naveed.

Nasreen: Because it’s your fucking name.

Cory: I’m stone cold. Unbreakable. A true loner.

Naveed: [smiles]

Cory: I’m a mess, someone help, I’m gay.

Union leader: How many children do you have, Mr. Bell?

Steve: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there's a difference.

Clint: Cory, that’s gay.

Cory: What?! How?

Clint: You gave Riz a handjob, Cory-

Cory: -hiS bAck wAs brOKENish

Chloe: When I’m murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.

Hayley: What?

Chloe: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Razia: Can we go back to the bit where she said “WHEN I’m murdered?”

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