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I don’t even know why I did it. I don’t even fancy her.... that much.

Chloe: When I’m murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.

Hayley: What?

Chloe: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Razia: Can we go back to the bit where she said “WHEN I’m murdered?”

Will: I apologize for saying fuck earlier.

Chloe: You just said it again.

Will: I am not a role model.

Chloe: I’ll get over it, I just gotta be dramatic first.

Emma: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

Chloe: I’m vegan.

Emma: Wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

Jordan: I’m playing a game. It’s called “I take a shot every time I feel depressed.”

Chloe: That game exists and it’s called alcoholism.

Chloe: hey guys, you want a tarot reading?

Hayley: these are pokemon cards.

Chloe: you get a bidoof, it means ‘fuck you’.

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