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Will: im baise-

Will: bisaex-

Mandy: it’s okay take your time

Will: *pointing at Emma and Steve* both hot

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Naveed: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.

Cory, under his breath: I’m starving.

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Clint: Cory, that’s gay.

Cory: What?! How?

Clint: You gave Riz a handjob, Cory-

Cory: -hiS bAck wAs brOKENish

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Naveed: Cory, remind me how I started dating a lovely lady like you? I have trouble keeping it straight.

Cory: Nav? We’re both guys.

Naveed: Guess that explains why I can’t keep it straight!

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javid: The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do!

Missy: Okay.

*Next day*

Javid: Why are you late?

Missy: The bell doesn’t tell me when to come to school, I do.

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Aaron: would you say that you’re independent? 

Missy: *looks at nasreen* 

Nasreen: *nods* 

Missy: yes, i’d say so.

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Nasreen: i relate to belle because she loves to read and loves people for their souls.  

Missy: i relate to tinker bell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Missy: follow me! i have an idea! 

Nasreen: writing in a notebook: tuesday, june 26… Missy had an idea!

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Naveed: Did you tell anyone we’re dating?

Cory: Yes Naveed, I have no self control and I told everyone that we’re dating.

Naveed: Okay, no need for sarcasm.

Cory: No seriously, I have no self control and I told the whole world we’re dating.

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Steve: I think I know what’s going on in your head.

Cory: Well then, welcome to the terror dome.

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Cory: I just yeeted that paper into the trash can across the room first try

Naveed: it’s yate, not yeeted

Riz: I say yote

Dan: no it’s yat

Rashid, confused: … ok

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Steve: 2020 is only six months away, let that sink in

Will: what the fuck does that sink want now

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Chloe: When I’m murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.

Hayley: What?

Chloe: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Razia: Can we go back to the bit where she said “WHEN I’m murdered?”

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not an incorrect quote but she will be missed so much 

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Naveed: Go on...without me...

Cory: Naveed -

Naveed: - Go, Cory....just let me...die here...but always remember...I love you...

Cory: We have been jogging for literally five minutes, Naveed.

Naveed: WELL JOGGING SUCKS, CORY.

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Steve: Let’s slow dance.

Will: *does the Macarena at ¼ speed*