#incorrect anders quotes

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Anders: Apparently I'm "too hostile" to people with other viewpoints. So to all the templars out there: if my manifesto has offended you in any way, I apologize from the bottom of my heart. You'll have to forgive me, it's just I didn't think any of you could read.

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Hawke: I wasn't hurt that badly. Anders said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

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Anders: I kind of want to rebel against society, but I also kind of want to take a nap.

Justice: Rebellions take strength. Nap first. Regain your strength. We rebel at nightfall.

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Fenris: Those pants look great, and I bet they’d look even better on Anders' floor.

Anders: Are you hitting on Hawke... for me?

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Anders: What others call a rebellious phase, I call the sudden realization I don't deserve to be treated like garbage.

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Fenris: You wanna cut deep? Huh? You wanna play dirty? Alright. You're. Not. Masculine.

Anders: (gasps) You overrated little twink!

Fenris: Hey, I am a twunk, alright? That is a combination twink and hunk, get it? Hunk!

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Anders: I'm young, dumb, and full of...anxiety.

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Isabela: Okay, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like-you know- a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

Anders: Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Isabela: Okay, so, okay, were they holding you? Or was their hand like on your back?

Anders: No, actually first they started on my waist. And then they slid up, and then they were in my hair.

Isabela & Merrill: Ohhhh.

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Hawke: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Varric: Tongue?

Hawke: Yeah.

Varric: Cool.