#incorrect andi mack

[sapphosclown]

andi: i’m too young to die!

cece: i’m not but i still don’t wanna!

[hes-with-me]

tj: cyrus, why on earth did you buy plane tickets to nevada?

cyrus: *mutters under his breath*

tj: what?

cyrus, louder: TO SEE THEM ALIENS

[purplefacey]

cyrus: pleaseeeee, do it for me?!

tj: you can’t do that.

cyrus, wirh puppy dog eyes: do what?

tj: that. the face and saying do it for me. it’s not going to work.

cyrus: but, it is working now?

tj:

cyrus:

tj:

cyrus:

tj:

cyrus:

tj: yes

[thekarleffect]

Andi: I just had the worst anniversary ever.

Cyrus: Really? Once, I bought TJ a $500 watch and he wrote me a rap song.

Andi: Seriously?

Cyrus: Word.

[jonahsbuffy]

cyrus: would you two stop fighting?

tj: we are not fighting. we are having a creative discussion.

buffy: we are too fighting!

tj: creative discussion.

buffy: fight!

tj: discussion!

buffy: fight!

cyrus: i can’t believe you’re actually having a fight about if you’re having a fight.

[bumper-boi]

Cyrus, visibly upset: People are poison.

Tj, sighing: He knocked over a stack of blocks.

Cyrus: But it was a perfect stack!

[anditoyourmack]

If Cyrus got a paper cut

Cyrus: *yelps in pain* Oww I got a paper cut. It’s bleeding look TJ.

TJ: Oh my god Cyrus are you ok should I carry you to the nurses office. What if it gets infected should I call the doctor. I need a tissue to stop the bleeding immediately.

Andi: Look I got a paper cut too. It’s also bleeding. Jonah look.

Jonah: Well that’s unfortunate

[spidaerman]

cyrus: babe, can i borrow the keys to the car?

tj, pouting from the couch: oh i don't know, why don't you ask your boyfriend

cyrus: and who would that be?

tj: the sandy blond guy with light brown eyes and those killer dimples

cyrus: michael?

tj: so he has a name

cyrus: he wears a name tag..for his job.....as a cashier at costco

tj: he gave you 3 50% OFF coupons for your next one item purchase

tj: he didn't give me ANY

cyrus: because you were with me

tj: we were paying separately

cyrus: he couldn't give 6 of those out though

tj, mumbling: still....

cyrus: babe, you're overthinking this, that's just how he is. you have nothing to worry about

[ NEXT DAY ]

michael: that'll be $32.76

tj, paying: you wouldn't have those 50% OFF coupons for your next perchase would you

michael: aw man, no that ended last week

tj: oh, okay

michael, handing tj his receipt: have a nice day

tj: thanks

micheal: hi ma'am! that'll be $12.53, and here's a 50% OFF coupon for your next one item!

tj, turns to look at michael: *GASP*

michael, smirking and showing off his killer dimples: :)