cyrus: babe, can i borrow the keys to the car?
tj, pouting from the couch: oh i don't know, why don't you ask your boyfriend
cyrus: and who would that be?
tj: the sandy blond guy with light brown eyes and those killer dimples
cyrus: michael?
tj: so he has a name
cyrus: he wears a name tag..for his job.....as a cashier at costco
tj: he gave you 3 50% OFF coupons for your next one item purchase
tj: he didn't give me ANY
cyrus: because you were with me
tj: we were paying separately
cyrus: he couldn't give 6 of those out though
tj, mumbling: still....
cyrus: babe, you're overthinking this, that's just how he is. you have nothing to worry about
[ NEXT DAY ]
michael: that'll be $32.76
tj, paying: you wouldn't have those 50% OFF coupons for your next perchase would you
michael: aw man, no that ended last week
tj: oh, okay
michael, handing tj his receipt: have a nice day
tj: thanks
micheal: hi ma'am! that'll be $12.53, and here's a 50% OFF coupon for your next one item!
tj, turns to look at michael: *GASP*
michael, smirking and showing off his killer dimples: :)