Jul 28, 2019
Amber: Hey, TJ? I need some dating advice.
TJ: look, just because I am dating Cyrus doesn't mean I know how the fuck I did that.
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Amber: Hey, TJ? I need some dating advice.
TJ: look, just because I am dating Cyrus doesn't mean I know how the fuck I did that.
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Cyrus: (Whispering) You awake?
TJ: (Kisses his nose) Yep.
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Marty: (Whispering) You awake?
Buffy: (Groaning, half asleep) What the fuck do you want?
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TJ, in bed, turning on the lamp at 3 am: so are we, like, a thing?
Cyrus, sighing, standing up and grabbing his pillow to go to the guest room: We've been together for 10 years, TJ.
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Tj at his lunch detention...
Gus: Okay, TJ you will stay in this choir room until the bell rings!
(Cyrus sneaking behind gus with a tray full of food)
Gus (noticing cyrus): Cyrus.. What, for the love of god, are you doing here?
Cyrus: Your hon- Gus! I think it's only fair that I should be here in detention with TJ!
Gus (confused): You do know that lawyers don't get into prison with the defendant...right???
Cyrus (Mumbling): AndiSaidTheSameThing..
Gus: What???
Cyrus: DOESN'T MATTER! ANYWAY!! Just hear me out, kay? Look at him! Look at his face- (He paused)
(TJ's sitting quietly, just watching, amused. He pouted when Gus looked at him.)
Cyrus (continuing): He is clearly very, very hungry!
Gus (Groaning): Fine.. Just leave him the tray and go, this a punishment you're no-
Cyrus (hastily): Wait! Waaaaait, I didn't finish. And he's clearly very, VERY lonely as well (cyrus forces a smile pointing at TJ)
(TJ shrugged when he met Gus' gaze. Seeping in a little smile.)
Gus (Groaning even louder): FINE!!! DO WHATEVER YOU WANT! SHOULD I HIRE A MEXICAN BAND TO PLAY SOME MUSIC TOO, WHILE WE'RE AT IT? MAYBE A FEW CANDLES? DIM THE LIGHTS??
(Cyrus and TJ laugh their asses off in the background)
(Gus glares at them, they both supress the laughs by forcing small coughs)
Cyrus: Thank you gus :)))
Gus: Yeah, whatever. It's 2019, even detentions can be dates these days. (He sighs, defeated)
(Cyrus runs to TJ, sitting the tray down on the desk between the two of them, then seating himself)
Gus (Mumbles quietly to himself while leaving): The extra credits I get for this are not enough, Imma quit..
!!!!Bonus!!!!
TJ (jokingly): Why did you bring so much food? The tray looks like a volcano about to erupt!
Cyrus (flustered): Well, I didn't know what you liked.. and I.. I thought.. you know.. I-
(TJ places a hand over cyrus' that are resting on the desk, silencing a very shocked cyrus)
TJ: It's fine (He smiles brightly), I am so hungry anyway I could eat an elephant!
Cyrus (Snapping out of his trance): Hmmm, I am not sure if they serve elephant meat in the cafeteria (He stroke his chin) is it even edible..
TJ (dumbfounded): Umm.. Cyrus..
Cyrus: ???
TJ: You know I just meant.. Like when you're so hungry, you could eat like.. You kno-
Cyrus (laughing): I am just messing with you!
TJ: Fuck you dude (Cyrus giggles and TJ joins him)
TJ: Anyway, let's eat!
Cyrus (Smiling sweetly): Mmm.
TJ: Can you do the thing?
Cyrus: What thing?
TJ: You know, the thing that makes me happy
Cyrus: Oh
Cyrus: :)
TJ (Softly): Thank you
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Marty: Buffy sometimes talks in her sleep, it's adorable.
Buffy, asleep: Fight me... you motherfucker... square up... think the fuck not...
Marty: (Stares at her with heart eyes)
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The Good Hair Crew in 10 years
Cyrus: (Sighs dreamily)
Andi: What's got Cyrus so happy?
Buffy: Last night, TJ got so drunk he couldn't recognize Cyrus. When Cyrus tried to take his shirt off to get him changed, TJ slapped his hand away and said, "Stop! I am married!".
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Tyrus in 10 years
TJ: How dare you take my heart!
Cyrus: (Laying on the couch, bored) Sorry? It's not like I can give it back...
TJ: Well since you won't give it back, I will be taking your last name as revenge. (Walks away)
Cyrus: ......
Cyrus: (turns red) Wait, did you just-
Cyrus: (Turns his head to meet TJ's gaze) Did you just propose?!?!
TJ: (Smirks) Maybe, see you later~
Cyrus: gET BACK HERE!
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