#incorrect muffy

[purplefacey]

TJ: cy, why are you sitting on me?

cyrus: there was no more seats

*everyone looking around*

buffy: there is literally a seat next to me

marty: there is even one right next to TJ.

cyrus: i don’t see nothin

[treatpeepswithkindness]

Cyrus: (Whispering) You awake?

TJ: (Kisses his nose) Yep.

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Marty: (Whispering) You awake?

Buffy: (Groaning, half asleep) What the fuck do you want?

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[jonahsbuffy]

marty: oh come on, turn that frown upside down

buffy: *does a handstand*

[treatpeepswithkindness]

Marty: Buffy sometimes talks in her sleep, it's adorable.

Buffy, asleep: Fight me... you motherfucker... square up... think the fuck not...

Marty: (Stares at her with heart eyes)

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[treatpeepswithkindness]

Buffy: I don't believe in love, love is only for fools

Marty: (Breaths)

Buffy:

Buffy: Fuck

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[purplefacey]

cyrus: i want a number neighbor!

TJ: me too! we should both try it!!!

marty: i want a number neighbor!

buffy: am i not good enough for you?!!?

[treatpeepswithkindness]

Muffy in 10 years

Marty, hyperventilating: 911? Yeah my wife's going into labour.

911 operator: is this her first child?

Marty:

Buffy: don't yoU DARE-

Marty: NO THIS IS HER HUSBAND

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[treatpeepswithkindness]

TJ: Hey, do you know what bees make?

Cyrus: Honey?

TJ: Yes, dear?

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Marty, copying TJ: Hey, do you know what bees make?

Buffy: Some stupid annoying sound.

Buffy: What the fuck do you want, anyway

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{Insp.}