#incorrect ans quotes

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Zen, to Shirayuki: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Zen, to Obi: I wish I can record you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep.

[nicotinemaiden]

Kiki: "If this guy carried anymore of a bigger torch for you he'd practically be a lighthouse."

[ansincorrectquotes]

Zen: Hey Kiki, are you free tonight? Like, after 6pm?

Kiki: Yes?

Zen: What about you Mitsuhide?

Mitsuhide: Yeah, I am.

Zen: Great! Cuz I am not. I have a lot of paperwork to handle so you two go on without me and enjoy the dinner.

Mitsuhide: *looks at Kiki* Did he just-

[clarines-shxtpost-agency]

Zen: I slept with Shirayuki and Obi last night.

Mitsuhide: Oh? I hope you all grabbed extra blankets.

Zen:

Zen: No, I mean we had-

Mitsuhide: I HOPE YOU ALL GRABBED EXTRA BLANKETS.

[clarines-shxtpost-agency]

Zen and Shirayuki: [reach for the sandwich at the same time, hands touch, look into each other's eyes, magic moment plays, rose petals fall from the sky]

Kiki and Mitsuhide: [reach for the sandwich at the same time, hands touch]

Kiki: Get the fuck off my sandwich.

[clarines-shxtpost-agency]

Kiki: I would survive a horror movie.

Kiki: The murderer shows up at my chamber and I'm just like sir, your vibes are disgusting.

[clarines-shxtpost-agency]

Obi: I like your shirt.

Shirayuki: Thank you! It was 50% off.

Obi: I'd like it 100% off.

Shirayuki: The store can't just give clothes away.

Obi:

Obi: That's not what I-

Shirayuki: That's a terrible way to run a business, Obi.

[clarines-shxtpost-agency]

Kiki: Why is Shirayuki crying on the floor?

Obi: She's drunk.

Kiki: And?

Obi: She heard Master has a girlfriend.

Kiki: ...but she's Zen's girlfriend.

Obi, softly: She's very drunk.