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Zen: You have no proof I did it.
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Mitsuhide:
Zen: Shirayuki stubbed her toe. I had to take revenge.
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@ansincorrectquotes
Mitsuhide: Someone broke the table.
Zen: You have no proof I did it.
Mitsuhide:
Zen:
Mitsuhide:
Zen: Shirayuki stubbed her toe. I had to take revenge.
"Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side!"
-Obi (probably)
Zen: I'm an idiot.
Izana:
Zen:
Izana: If you're waiting for me to disagree, then it's gonna be a long night.
Obi: Come on! You know you wanna ask me out.
Zen: You're right.
Zen: Get out.
Haruka: Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.
Zen: Can you pass the salt?
Kiki: Can you do your paperwork?
Zen, mumbling: Too much salt
Akagami no Shirayukihime Episode 2:
Zen: DO NOT SPEAK HER NAME!
Mihaya: Calm down! Are you her father or something?
Zen: no but she calls me daddy
Shirayuki: You're sick, your temperature is 104.1!
Obi: If I was sick, could I do this?
Obi: *Staring at Shirayuki*
Shirayuki: What are you doing?
Obi: ...Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?
Shirayuki, softly: No
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Shirayuki: Do you want some leftovers?
Obi: What are those?
Shirayuki: You don’t know what leftovers are?
Obi: No.
Obi: Because I’m not a quitter
Zen: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Obi: I’m a knife.
Shirayuki, from across the room: He’s a little spoon.
Ryuu: I need an adult
Obi: I’m an adult
Ryuu: I need a different adult
Zen: I'm like a star, shiny from afar but kinda fucked up when you get close.
Izana: I'm like a star, beautiful from afar and hot when you get close.
Obi: I'm a fucking black hole.
Mitsuhide: So what are you doing for Valentines Day?
Zen: Oh, the usual. Obi and I go to the drugstore and buy up all the Valentine’s Day cards, and then we watch the forgetful husbands panic.
Shirayuki: Hey Obi, what’s up?
Obi: I’m sitting in a pool of blood
Shirayuki: Is it… your blood?
Obi: Yeah, I think so
Shirayuki: Do you know where it’s coming from?
Obi: Probably the stab wound
Shirayuki: YOU’VE BEEN STABBED?!
Obi: Oh, yeah, definitely.
Mitsuhide: What are Zen and Obi arguing about this time?
Shirayuki: They have a bet going about what Kiki's like in bed. Obi thinks she's secretly really kinky but Zen thinks she's too romantic.
Mitsuhide: Yeah, she's actually both.
Shirayuki:
Mitsuhide:
Mitsuhide: I mean... How would I know? I don't know what Kiki's like in bed.
Mitsuhide: But I would assume she's both.
Obi, getting ready to leave: I have to go.
Shirayuki: Aren’t you forgetting something?
Obi: *Looks confused, bends down and kisses Shirayuki's forehead, then runs out*
Shirayuki: No! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?