Mylo: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Vi: Okay, but what is updog? Powder: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Claggor: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Y/n: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Vander: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Mylo: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Claggor: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Powder: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Vi: What’s a henway??
Mylo: Oh, about five pounds.














