Apr 27
Kakashi: how are you…alive? You’re so normal compared to the others.
You: that’s my secret, if you crave the peace of the afterlife so much people tend to leave you alone.
Kakashi: I’m booking us a therapy session…
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Kakashi: how are you…alive? You’re so normal compared to the others.
You: that’s my secret, if you crave the peace of the afterlife so much people tend to leave you alone.
Kakashi: I’m booking us a therapy session…
yelena: this is a safe space. if you have anything bothering you, or if you have anything you want to share, now is the time!
bob: i just want to say that i am happy to have found a family here and i think i’m doing a lot better.
yelena: that’s great, bob…
bob: also, y/n and i were on a walk this morning and we saw a dog and y/n said it reminded her of me and i started crying.
yelena: that is very sweet, bob.
you: it was a golden retriever…
*awkward mutters of agreement and aww’s*
john: so like… i’ve been wondering...
*everyone looks up in shock at actually hearing walker talk during sharing time*
john: no judgement?
yelena: no judgement, john.
john: okay….. *takes a deep breath*
john: *nervous* when you and bob….. y’know… is it technically a foursome?
yelena: oh my god.
you: what the actual hell, walker—
bob: *wide eyed, visibly scared* ᶦˢ ᶦᵗ
bucky: ….judgement, walker. very large amounts of judgement and disgust.
john: ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ˢᵃᶠᵉ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ
Vi: *accidentally hits y/n in the face (they were holding the punching bag)*
Vi: *trying to decide between saying 'i’m so fucking sorry' and 'are you okay'*
Vi: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Y/N, holding their bloody aaa nose: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Y/N: *dies*
Sam: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!
Dean: Bullshit. One month
Rowena: half a month
Jack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Y/N JUST DIED!
Cas, scratching his chin in thought: One week
You: You’re seriously going on a mission? Before our honeymoon?
Miguel: It can’t be helped, love, I’m sorry.
You: Whatever, fine, just return this for me then, it’s everything I planned on wearing for our honeymoon.
Miguel: ….this just has lipgloss..
You: Suffer.
Bucky: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
Y/N: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
Y/n, every morning for a week: Bonjour Captain! Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
Levi, every morning for a week: *rolls his eyes and ignores y/n*
Hange and the 104th every morning for a week: ????????
Y/n, on day 8: Bonjour captain! Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?
Levi, who finally looked it up, deadpan: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Y/n: Too bad. You don't know what you're missing.
Hange, loudly: Is THAT what that means??!!! 😳
any Todoroki sibling: [having a breakdown]
Dabi: Hmm. I never thought I'd have to say this.
Dabi: But there is only space in this family for ONE unstable sibling.
Dabi: And I've held that title for a very long time so you are going to have to get it together.