#incorrect bam

[lokislytherin]

confessions

bam: say it with me, it’s not that hard

bam: i

khun: i

bam: love

khun: love

bam: you

khun: you

bam: now altogether - i love you

khun: i know you love me

bam: *stares at the lighthouse like he’s on the office* it’s like i’m talking to a baby

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white: AYO VIOLE

white: GET YO DOG

bam: it don't bite

white, screaming as yama chases him around: YES IT DO

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minor spoilers for anime onlys

khun: you call it a near-death experience, i call it a vibe check from god

bam: i am fug's god and i say THAT IS NOT POGGERS, KHUN

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bam: i thought you were on our side!

white: we're not a team, this is a competition

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rak, barging into bam's room: come on, black turtle! time to wake up!

bam: nooo it's too early khun says i need my beauty sleep

khun, who snuck out of his room and is hiding under bam's blankets: what do you expect us to do, gator? photosynthesize?

rak, surprised pikachu-ing: BLUE TURTLE??

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rachel: you scared me half to death!

khun: i wish it was full death

bam: mr khun, please don't be so mean to rachel...

khun: bam i love you but you know i can't do that

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khun: i sure love the smell of blood in the morning, don't you?

bam: i don't mean to be rude, but please shut up and help me put pressure on this.

khun: bam, it's fine, i get stabbed all the time.

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minor spoilers for tower of god

evan: lady yuri no!

yuri: yuri yes!

bam: yuri noona, don't do it!

yuri: fine i'm not going to do it

evan: boy, teach me your ways how do i get yuri to listen to me sHE HAS NO SENSE OF SELF-PRESERVATION

twenty fifth "i have something i fear more than dying" bam: uhhh i don't know how to help you but mr khun might!

khun "i will completely follow bam's decisions from now on" aguero agnis: um