#incorrect bas quotes

[msmkcreates]

Stretch: do you ever drink dry water?

Boss: I'm...I'm sorry. What?

Stretch: you know, when your mouth is so dry that water doesn't fix the dryness, it's like dry water. but you're so water hungry that it feels wrong, and it's frustrating.

Boss: *heavy sigh* I'm going to regret asking this. "Water hungry"?

Stretch: yeah like you know, what is it called...where you're hungry but for liquids.

Boss: You're serious?

Stretch: *snapping fingers thoughtfully* yeah, shit, what is it called...

Boss: Take your time.

Stretch: THIRSTY

[msmkcreates]

Boss: I am the left brain, I am the left brain, I work really hard till my inevitable death brain. You got a job to do, better do it right, and the right way, is with the left brain's might.

Edge: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSYYYYY YES! IN THAT ORDER! AND I CRIED FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR AFTER WATCHING TOY STORY 3--

Red: *takes another shot*

[msmkcreates]

Stretch, breaking off mid-makeout just as hands were beginning to wander: now i gathered from last week that you wanna take things slow, so don't worry, we can take it at your pace. i'll stop us here for tonight, i don't wanna overwhelm you

Edge, who is not the twin that was here last week and had no intention of taking things slow but now must do so for his brother's sake: Wow you're so KIND AND THOUGHTFUL

[msmkcreates]

Stretch: i finally think i have my boyfriend figured out, yes, i've got it--

Edge: Actually, there's something I haven't told you.

Boss: THERE'S TWO OF US.

Stretch:.........never mind I did not have everything figured out holy fu--

[msmkcreates]

Boss to Edge: DON'T GET ATTACHED.

Edge: Don't get attached, got it. *gets attached immediately*

Boss: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?? *tells Stretch all his deepest secrets* DIDN'T I SAY NOT TO GET ATTACHED? *skips chores to cuddle with him* HONESTLY YOU ARE SO RECKLESS. *kisses Stretch repeatedly and desperately*

[msmkcreates]

Boss: *gets everything he wants simply because it fits the world better* I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS BUT I WILL ENDURE FOR HIS SAKE BECAUSE MY FEELINGS ARE IRRELEVANT COMPARED TO HIS HAPPINESS AND HE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR ME

Edge: *never gets what he wants but stubbornly continues to ask for it* I want this and I will throw a tantrum the size of Texas until I get it

Red: parenting is hard, nothing makes sense, and i need a margarita

[msmkcreates]

Boss: I MUST REFRAIN

Edge: *flicks sunglasses on* Horny on Main~♡

Stretch: after all this time, the emotional whiplash continues.

[msmkcreates]

Boss: DON'T BE MAD A EDGE, HE ONLY DID WHAT HE HAD TO--

Stretch: yeah yeah not worried about that. are you ok?

Boss: WHAT? BUT WE LIED TO YOU

Stretch: yeah and I called your whole personality your "bad days" so honestly I think we're pretty even