#incorrect bayern

[dulcetsss]

*When Joshua and Leon started dating*

Serge: I'm so happy for you guys! Leon, don't you dare hurt him haha

Leon: Haha I won't

Robert: Don't laugh, he means it

Leon: Okay, I-I won't

Manu: Seriously son, don't hurt him

Leon: I'm not planning on hurting him-

Niklas: You better not be

Leon: I'm not!

Thomas: Hey Leon, you best watch yourself

Leon: Why would any of you think I want to hurt Jo? You're all my friends too-

[dulcetsss]

Phonzie: We can’t go in, the sign says 18+ and there’s only three of us

Leroy: Dude-

Lucas: It's fine! We'll just invite more people

[dulcetsss]

*Lucas is cooking*

Phonzie: Any chance that's for me?

Lucas: It's for Joshua. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight and I need him on my side.

Manu: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment

[dulcetsss]

Marc: I'M SO SORRY for breaking your glasses!

Leon: It's fine, I've seen enough

[dulcetsss]

Thomas, packing everyone’s lunches after an argument: This was NOT made with love today, just so you all know.

Jamal, whispering: Is he always like that?

Lucas, almost at tears after taking a bite: Aww damn it, you can feel the lack of love

[dulcetsss]

Kimmich: All I ever do now is babysit for free

His S/O: It's not babysitting if YOU'RE THE DAD

[dulcetsss]

Phonzie: When I joined, I slipped a little note in everyone's bag to let them know I respect them but they probably didn't even notice haha

*a few months ago*:

Joshua, pulling out a twenty page note: what the shit-

[dulcetsss]

Thomas: How's it like having a kid?

Niklas: The silence when your toddler falls over is terrifying because they’re either completely fine or they’re filling their lungs with enough air to mimic an air-raid siren

Niklas: Oh my god my child is future Joshua