#incorrect beverly quotes

[reddie-set-goooo]

Richie: We’re the holy trinity. Stan’s the father, eddies the son, and I’m the Holy Spirit.

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Ben: I heard that vampires invented welcome mats so they wouldn’t have to ask for permission to come into a house.

Richie: I heard that Bens a huge nerd.

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Bev: What is this? The effort club?!

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Mike: I want grand babies right now.

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Eddie: Is it gay if your dads a man?

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Richie: HaHa, Eddie said Mr. Krabs is cute!

Ben: Mr. Krabs is cute!

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Bill: I’m God’s favorite.

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Richie: If you don’t think Guy Fieri is daddy then get the fuck out.

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Eddie: You act like it’s a nuisance to buckle, it’s a nuisance to die.

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Stan: **about a small dog** He’s literally a giant eyebrow.

Losers Club quotes as things my siblings have said.