#incorrect bridgerton

[polinsquill]

*at some point in s4*

benedict: my feelings consume me, love truly is a torturous thing, brothers

colin: not for me it isn't

anthony: we know, colin

colin: i love my wife

anthony: we know, colin

[thesmittenbridgertons]

Eloise: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Colin: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Benedict can fight in that dress either.

Benedict: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

[thetalkoftheton]

Benedict: And what grand scheme is brewing behind those thoughtful eyes today?

Lilttle Y/N: I require an escort.

Benedict: An escort? Are we going to the modiste for new ribbons?

Little Y/N: No, I must go to the kitchens.

Benedict: The kitchens? You need only ring a bell and a footman will bring you whatever you desire. Why the expedition?

Little Y/N: The official channels are compromised. Cook is guarding the new batch of lemon tarts for Anthony's meeting this afternoon. I must undertake a reconnaissance mission to liberate one before they are all spoken for. It is a matter of the utmost urgency.

Benedict: A tart liberation, you say?

Little Y/N: Precisely.

Benedict: Very well. Lead on, General Y/N. Your second-in-command is at your service.

[wish-i-was-milena]

colin: *helps penelope find a suitor*

penelope: *finds a suitor*

colin:

[yellowdressesandyearning]

Season 5 convo I want

Penelope: You are writing letters to him?! Eloise that’s improper!

Eloise: You and Colin wrote letters

Penelope: Yes and Thomas-Elliot was born 8 months after our wedding. That’s why I know it’s improper!!

[quotergirl19]

Penelope: Forgive me El but I must go, a certain someone takes his afternoon snuggles quite seriously.

Eloise: Goodness, my new nephew is a demanding little lord!

Penelope: Mhmm.

…Two minutes later.

Penelope: I was almost late, I was catching up with Eloise and we lost track of the hour.

Colin: What part of snuggle time does my sister not understand!?!

[harmonizingsunsets]

Eloise: [reading a letter Penelope sent to Colin]  "You're complicated, and simple, and I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you." This is kinda sweet, I think you're overreacting. "I just want to be with you. I want to give you...head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in a carriage.”

Penelope: Say something...Oh my God, say something! Please, help me!

Eloise: You need to watch out for run-on sentences.

[erraticprocrastinator]

In an alternate universe…

Charlotte: Brimsley, do you have a hobby?

Brimsley: A hobby, Your Majesty?”

Charlotte: Yes, a hobby. Something you do for fun?

Brimsley: Oh! Yes, ma’am, I do.

Charlotte: What is it?

Brimsley: Reynolds.

George: *chokes on tea*