#incorrect bridgerton

[polinsquill]

colin: family, penelope and i are no longer friends

penelope: okay so that was the WORST possible way to announce our engagement

[polinsquill]

eloise: what are you thinking about? colin: how beautiful penelope is, how fortunate i am to have her as a wife- eloise: i meant about dinner colin: oh. pasta?

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lady whistledown voice: it has come to this author’s attention that the tensions at the bridgerton house are running high with benedict's search for his mysterious silver lady leading to a maid, whom he is hopelessly in love with and should propose to any minute now

benedict:

benedict: you know i can hear you, right?

penelope: can you, though? can you?

[thesmittenbridgertons]

Eloise: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Colin: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Benedict can fight in that dress either.

Benedict: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

[polinsquill]

alfie: sophie u need to open up to him, tell him how you feel, spill the tea!!

alfie: omG NOT LIKE THAT

[polinsquill]

colin: ...feelings like dreaming of you when I'm asleep, and in fact, preferring sleep because that is where I might find you-

penelope: *frantically googling how to project ones-self into someone's dreams quick easy one step tutorial*

[polinsquill]

some suitor: good day, miss eloise bridgerton, you look radiant as always, might i ask why the uh.. *points to dagger in her hand*

eloise: this is for emotional support :)

[polinsquill]

*at some point in s4*

benedict: my feelings consume me, love truly is a torturous thing, brothers

colin: not for me it isn't

anthony: we know, colin

colin: i love my wife

anthony: we know, colin