Teen Wolf Supernatural Crime Hotline AU
Stiles, over the phone: Ma'am, please, I can assure you that your husband's infidelity has nothing to do with him being a werewolf and almost everything to do with him being an asshole.
Customer: [Indistinct noises]
Stiles: I understand that he wasn't like this before the bite but- look, wolves mate for life.
Customer: [More indistinct noises]
Stiles: How do I know it's the same for werewolves? Well, probably because I'm in a pack of like twenty of them and nearly all of them are sickeningly in love with their partner. So, I'm sorry to say that the part of your husband that caused him to cheat was most likely the human side.
Customer: [Confused noises]
Stiles: Me? No, I'm human all the way. Although, I was possessed by a demon for a short amount of time.
Customer: [Annoyed noises]
Stiles: Would I cheat on my partner? No, I- look, when I said that it was because of the human side of him, I didn't necessarily mean- [dialing tone] Ma'am? Hello?
Derek: Another cheating husband?
Stiles: Yep, and another wife who's convinced that it was the bite that made him cheat and not the fact that he was already cheating beforehand.
