#incorrect buckyhill

[theemfingmenace]

Maria: We need to distract them

Natasha: Leave it to me

Natasha: Centaurs have six limbs and are, therefore, insects. Discuss

Steve & Bucky: *immediately start arguing*

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Maria: What happened?! Bucky: Do you want the long version or the short version? Maria: .....short?? Bucky: Shit's fucked. Maria: Okay, long. Bucky: Shit's very fucked.

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Maria: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Bucky: wHat? Maria: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Bucky: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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Bucky, throwing his head into Maria's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Maria, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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Maria, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Bucky: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle* Bucky: Bucky: It's perfume.

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Bucky: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence

Maria: .....Don't you mean benevolence?

Bucky: I do not

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Maria: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Bucky: That's great, Maria. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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*Bucky and Maria are planning to break in somewhere* Maria: We need to distract the guards. Bucky: Right. Maria: What are we gonna do? Bucky: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes. Maria: Bucky: Maria: Deal.