#incorrect calliette

[incorrectcalliette]

calliope: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

juliette: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

calliope: that one. i want that one.

[rumispatterns]

Calliope: I’m a monster hunter that’s going to take you out

Juliette: You mean like on a date?🥰😍😘❤️

[theshortangrylesbian]

Ben: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? 

Juliette: We're chopsticks! 

Ben: Well... that's cute! 

Ben: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? 

Calliope: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

[caliettee]

*jules and cal literally making out in jules dreams*

*jules wakes up*

jules: shit.

*jules grabs her phone to text cal*

j💕 to cal💕: calliope burns please stop sneaking into my dreams to make out… 😕

j💕: just come to my house and we can do it in real life 🙃 .

cal💕: On my way!

[brighteyes29]

Calliope and Juliette are dorks in love, Pt. 2

Thalia: And remember, never fall for a monster. Promise me you won’t, okay?

Calliope: You have my word.

Calliope: *remembers Juliette is the most precious and sexy thing alive*

Calliope: You don’t have my word.

[incorrectcalliette]

juliette: how do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? calliope: juliette, it's four in the morning. juliette: so, you can't sleep, huh? is it because of the blanket?

[theshortangrylesbian]

Elinor: Fine! Judge all you want but... 

Elinor, points at  Jack: Married a lesbian. 

Elinor, points at Juliette: Left a man at the altar. 

Elinor, points at Calliope: Fell in love with a gay vampire. 

Elinor, points at Sebastian: Ate your wife’s mother. 

Elinor, points at Margot: Is a horrible mother!

[incorrectcalliette]

juliette: truth or dare?

calliope: truth

juliette: i dare you to kiss me

calliope, already leaning in: i didn't come here to lose

ben: she didn't even say dare-