#incorrect first kill

[rumispatterns]

we stan a power couple

EDIT: We stan a power couple that deserved better

[incorrectcalliette]

calliope: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

juliette: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

calliope: that one. i want that one.

[theshortangrylesbian]

Ben: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? 

Juliette: We're chopsticks! 

Ben: Well... that's cute! 

Ben: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly? 

Calliope: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

[slytherinlesbian3]

first kill + text posts (pt 1)

(pt 2)

[dipyronegirl]

Juliette: I can’t win at anything... I even lost my sunglasses!

Cal, staring at the sunglasses on top of Juliette’s head: I’ll help you find them for 5 bucks.

[incorrectcalliette]

juliette: i know you think my judgement is clouded just because i like cal a little bit

ben: you doodled your wedding invitation

juliette: that’s our joint tombstone

ben: my mistake

[incorrectcalliette]

juliette: how do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? calliope: juliette, it's four in the morning. juliette: so, you can't sleep, huh? is it because of the blanket?

[theshortangrylesbian]

Elinor: Fine! Judge all you want but... 

Elinor, points at  Jack: Married a lesbian. 

Elinor, points at Juliette: Left a man at the altar. 

Elinor, points at Calliope: Fell in love with a gay vampire. 

Elinor, points at Sebastian: Ate your wife’s mother. 

Elinor, points at Margot: Is a horrible mother!