Oct 7, 2024
Alucard: I like animals. Maybe I could work at a petting zoo. Dracula: An evil petting zoo? Alucard: YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!
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Alucard: I like animals. Maybe I could work at a petting zoo. Dracula: An evil petting zoo? Alucard: YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!
Trevor: I just realized something, I had a bad childhood.
Alucard: yeah I know.
Trevor: Wdym you know?
Alucard: Look at you
Trevor: Wdym look at me?
Alucard: look at how you stand, people who had good childhood don't stand like that.
Trevor: Eat sh!t and d!e
Alucard: yes fck you
Richter: I don’t think your father approves of me.
Alucard: Don't worry about it. He doesn't approve of me, either.
God blessed me with perfect tits, it's only right that people should know that.
Adrien “Alucard” Tepes
Sypha: I never used to curse you made me like this
Alucard: I'm turning into Belmont. Is life even worth living?
Trevor: you two wanna kiss me so bad it's making you look stupid
Incorrect Castlevania - Day 1
Lisa: Hey Vlad, can you give me the opposite of these words? Lisa: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Dracula: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Dracula: The f***ing satisfaction.
trevor: what’s up i’m back
sypha: what? i saw you die, you were dead, i cried-
trevor: death is a social construct.