#incorrect chili

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Chili: It’s a good thing I still have my sexy cat costume from Halloween.

Marlon: I really don’t think you’re the target audience for that item.

Chili: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

[Everyone is standing around a broken coffee maker, Cilan and Chili stand in front of it with their arms crossed.]

Cilan: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Kara, quickly: I did. I broke it.

Cilan: No. No, you didn’t.

Chili: Cayenne?

Cayenne: Don’t look at me. Look at Chervil.

Chervil: What?! I didn’t break it.

Cayenne: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken

Chervil: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Cayenne: Suspicious...

Chervil: No it’s not!

Zizia: If it matters, probably not, but Angelica was the last one to use it.

Angelica: Liar! I’m not even allowed to drink coffee!

Zizia: Oh really? Then what were you doing in the kitchen earlier

Angelica: I was getting a snack, Zizia!

Kara: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. It was my fault dad.

Cilan: No it wasn’t. Who broke it?!

Chervil, softly: Dad... Charlock’s been awfully quiet.

Charlock: REALLY?!

Chervil: Yeah, really!!

Charlock: Oh my gods!

[everyone starts arguing]

Cress, on the other side of the kitchen: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a tepig head on a stick. *looks back at group with a smirk* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.