Pokemon Next Gen Quotes

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Wallace: What the hell were you thinking!

Winona: Releasing flying types at a wedding is romantic.

Wallace: You released mandibuzz!

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Mina: How cool are house-boats? You go home and sail away. What’s your address? The ocean.

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Cilan: I’ve learned that you have to pick your battles.

Cilan: One of the battles that I picked was to stop my daughters from running plastic tubes all over the house and putting their vivillon inside.

Zizia: We were gonna call it Tube City!

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Grimsley: Sure, when Aphrodite lies around naked in a giant clam shell she's a 'goddess', but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the Humilau Aquarium'.

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Piers: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Marnie: (Narrating) But he did not get his life in order. In fact, he got drunk last night and fought a zigzagoon.

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Natural: An absol crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see an absol.

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Barry: Flint?

Flint: Yes.

Barry: Can a person breathe in a washing machine while it’s on?

Flint:

Flint: Where’s Buck?

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Raihan: When you turn 18, people are gonna try to tell you to buy porn or cigarettes just because you can.

Raihan: FUCK THAT! You know what else is legal to buy at 18? blades. Get yourself a damn SWORD.

Gloria: Are you sure you should be telling me this?

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Kukui, drunk and pointing at Burnet: That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Molayne: Your wife, Kukui.

Kukui: My wife! Even better!

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Piers: Good morning sister. I am skipping breakfast to wallow in a dark pit.

Marnie: Ok bro, that’s cool. Have fun.

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Lyra: I haven’t cried in weeks.

Blue:

Red:

Blue: Pretty sure you cried earlier cuz you accidentally stepped on your azumarill’s tail.

Lyra, tearing up: She didn’t deserve that, I betrayed her trust!

Red: *Patting Lyra’s back*

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Marnie: War and Peace is just Sinnohan Gossip Girl in Bonaparte time.

Milo: She’s not wrong.

Avery: Does that make Anna Karagina like Sex In The City or something?

Sonia:

Sonia: What.

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Marshal, taking a sip from a flask: Alder isn’t looking, do you want?

Benga: Yes.

Benga, taking a sip: This is soup?

Marshal: *nods*

Benga: ....Why?

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Bede, after getting out of the hospital: Hey bitches, I’m back by popular demand!

Marnie, not looking up from her book: Literally no one wanted you back.

Gloria: I only visited you in the hospital to ask if they could take you off life support.

Bede: ...thanks guys, really feeling the love.

Victor: We’ll try harder to prevent that.

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Gorm: So, truth or dare?

Bronius : This is NOT a slumber party!

Gorm: Sure feels like one.

Bronius: Gorm, we are IN A PRISON CELL!

Rood: ...I choose dare.

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Natural: You know, believe it or not I think my dad would actually be really proud of what I’ve accomplished. He might even be looking up and smiling at me now.

Yancy: Looking up?

Natural: Oh yeah, he’s in hell for sure.