#incorrect chiron

[incorectpercyjackson]

Dionysus: It must be hard not being able to laugh.

Chiron: I do have a sense of humor, you know.

Dionysus: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Chiron: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

[incorectpercyjackson]

Dionysus: Don’t you have class tomorrow?

Chiron, knocking back his fifth tequila shot: I’ll just show a video.

Dionysus: That’s why teachers show videos???

[incorectpercyjackson]

Chiron: percy is missing, can you find him?

Annabeth: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?

Chiron: well, do you?

Annabeth:

Annabeth: yeah, hang on.

[incorectpercyjackson]

chiron: my first act as sole camp leader will be to get rid of literally everything and everyone in this camp that wants to kill the campers chiron: why the fuck didn't Mr. D do this?

[incorectpercyjackson]

[Percy, leaving the shop with a bag of crisps for each of the seven]

Chiron: very healthy Percy