since it's winter in Edenbrook, i can almost imagine jackie and bryce talking like
jackie: Ah finally, winter. that one season when the scalpel jockey doesn't roam around shirtless
bryce:
bryce: is that a challenge?
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since it's winter in Edenbrook, i can almost imagine jackie and bryce talking like
jackie: Ah finally, winter. that one season when the scalpel jockey doesn't roam around shirtless
bryce:
bryce: is that a challenge?
Carter: okay, so what do we saw when Ms Russo arrives?
M&M: The audacity
Mc: y e s
Sam: NO
Maxwell: “So you’re not going to get revenge today?”
MC: “No, Maxwell, I’m not.”
Maxwell: “OK, got it. [slyly] Then I won’t bring your credit card... which I cut into a ninja star!”
MC: “You cut my credit card?”
Maxwell: “Into a ninja star!”
mc: [carves mc+ajay into a tree]
ajay: what a nerd.
ajay: [adds 4ever]
me, starting The Elementalists: alright, this time I'm going to romance the nice-from-the-beginning LI who doesn't make my MC mad all the time
also me, after one chapter:
shit
GET BETTER SOON CARD (beckett x m!mc +shreya)
based on this post: [ c l i c k ] mc: lark dawson words: 298 summary: apparently being beckett’s boyfriend does not equal cutting lark some slack when it comes to magick a/n: hi! it’s me again with my bullshit lol i’m comin’ at you with a series of little crack fics based on incorrect quotes from choices fandom, hope someone will actually read it lol love y’all x
@ the coronation
mc: i don't know what second place runner up is.
madeleine: sure the fuck isn't winning.
What happens if you "unleash the panther" or search the enclosure in the zoo. 😂