Jun 6, 2017
Bill: Kids, there's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Bill way.
Dipper: Isn't that the wrong way?
Bill: Yeah, but it's faster.
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Bill: Kids, there's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Bill way.
Dipper: Isn't that the wrong way?
Bill: Yeah, but it's faster.
Demon!Dip: You wanna protein shake bro?
Human!Bill: Nah bro.
Demon!Dip: Why bro?
Human!Bill: Cause you're the one that gives me strength, bro.
Demon!Dip: ...
Demon!Dip: Bro.
Rev!Dip: ......... Why aren't cupcakes shaped like cups?
Will: ...
Will: Mason, go to bed.
Will: Mason. Do not, under any circumstances, do the thing.
Rev!Dip, out of sight, currently in the process of doing the thing: Will, please. I would never.
"I get really offended when people tell me I'm going to hell for being bi, because I feel like they're overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons I'm going to hell."
-Demon!Dipper
The Last Day Of Billdip Week 2017: AlLErGIES
Human!Bill: Couldn't you have just chosen a form without allergies at all?
Demon!Dip: I was more focused on making my form look conventionally attractive.
Human!Bill: 'Conventionally Attractive?' You look like an evil pretty boy.
Demon!Dip: I AM an evil pretty boy!
Demon!Dip, pointing a knife at Bill: Wanna die today?
Human!Bill: Yeah.
Demon!Dip, slowly lowering knife: Damn, wanna talk about it?
Rev!Dip: Please don't ticket me, I'll do anything.
Will: Anything..?
Rev!Dip: Yes anything.
Will: Will you...
Will: Learn how to fucking drive?