Demon!Dip: You wanna protein shake bro?
Human!Bill: Nah bro.
Demon!Dip: Why bro?
Human!Bill: Cause you're the one that gives me strength, bro.
Demon!Dip: ...
Demon!Dip: Bro.
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Demon!Dip: You wanna protein shake bro?
Human!Bill: Nah bro.
Demon!Dip: Why bro?
Human!Bill: Cause you're the one that gives me strength, bro.
Demon!Dip: ...
Demon!Dip: Bro.
Rev!Dip: You know what Wirt? You are pretty cool.
Rev!Wirt: The cooliest?
Rev!Dip: Don't ruin it.
Rev!Dip: Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Will: 420
Rev!Dip: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess what number I'm thinking of.
Rev!Wirt: 69
Rev!Dip: ...yeah, it was 69.
@ you know who you are
Please read the fucking description first before you fucking reblog anything from here.
Oddly enough, someone who's blocked me just reblogged one of my quotes.
Rev!Wirt: Is Dipper always like this when he loses?
Will: Oh, yeah. You should've seen the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2012
Rev!Dip: YOU SHOVED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!
Rev!Wirt: …and then I jumped off the roof unscathed!
Will: You’re bleeding in so many places.
Rev!Wirt: I’m a little bit scathed.
Rev!Wirt: Oh my gods! You guys found me, I'm-wait. How did you know to come find me?
Rev!Dip: You hadn't done anything super annoying for like, 5 hours, so we knew something was wrong.
Bill: Must you always attack me with your words?
Dipper: You want me to use rocks?
Rev!Dip: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Will: Hey Wirt, how tall are you?
Will: Mason. Do not, under any circumstances, do the thing.
Rev!Dip, out of sight, currently in the process of doing the thing: Will, please. I would never.
Rev!Dip: Don't let Will fool you, he's not that scary. He used to do ballet.
Rev!Wirt: No way.
Will: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.
"I get really offended when people tell me I'm going to hell for being bi, because I feel like they're overlooking all the perfectly valid reasons I'm going to hell."
-Demon!Dipper
Bill: Kids, there's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Bill way.
Dipper: Isn't that the wrong way?
Bill: Yeah, but it's faster.
Demon!Dip: Oh, c'mon. You know you love me!
Human!Bill: I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip.
Bill: Not to be creepy, but I'd love to make out with your feet.
Dipper: SOMEHOW, that was STILL CREEPY.
Bill: Don't you think you're overreacting?
Wirt, literally digging his own grave: Well I think you're underreacting.