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Lexa: Just try to be nice, Anya. Clarke's not like us...She has feelings.

Anya: Hmm, are you sure this is the person for you?

Lexa: That is exactly the type of thing I don't want you to say in front of her.

Clarke: How’s that saying go? “I am become death. Destroyer of pussy” or something?

Raven & Octavia: No.

Lexa: Yes, very close.

Clarke: Yeah that’s me since coming to the Ground 😔✊

Clarke, at Lexa’s funeral: I need a moment with her.

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

Clarke, leaning over Lexa’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Lexa, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

How the scene should’ve gone 💀

Raven: so how’s the parent life treating you?

Lexa, on her seventh cup of coffee: great, Madi is the light of our lives

Clarke: yeah a light that won’t fucking shut off

Raven:

Lexa: Clarke’s fine, she’s just tired

Baby Madi: *screams*

Clarke: *screams back*

Let's talk about how Lexa would still be blushing like a tomato every time Clarke would kiss her even after literal years of marriage.

Lexa: *dying*

Titus: So my skincare routine- first you cover your face with the heda's blood and leave it up till the cremation is over.

Why does this seem like something Lexa would say? 😂

Clarke: So…what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Lexa: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Clarke: Yeah.

Lexa: Then I’d sleep.

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