Aug 12, 2020
Combeferre, staring Courfeyrac dead in the eyes: You. Me. Bathroom. Now.
Enjolras, tensed: Shit... You think 'Ferre is breaking up with him?
Grantaire: Nah~ Probably just fuckin' -
Enjolras: R!!
Grantaire: WHAT!?
meanwhile. in the bathroom
Combeferre: You touched my needle...
Courfeyrac: ...What?
Combeferre: My needle. From my kit. The one I was using to knit a sweater. You touched it. You moved it. And now it's gone. I've lost my place -
Courfeyrac: Sorry, my bad -
Combeferre: You sURE BET IT'S "YOUR BAD." NOW GUESS WHO'S GOING TO BE KNITTING ME A NEW SWEATER!!??
Courfeyrac: nO - YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO THAT!!
Combeferre: OH I SURE AS HELL CAN.