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Dani: You should be out there having a life, doing shots and going dancing. I don't know what kids do these days.

Jamie: Dani, we're the same age.

Oh, Dani!

Jamie, stubbing her toe: Ow! Son of a bi—

Dani, pointing at Miles and Flora: Children!

Jamie: Biscuit. Son of a biscuit.

Dani: Nice save.

Jamie: Yeah! Fuckin’ nailed it.

jamie: i have bde

dani: ...

jamie: big disappointment energy

jamie: *cries*

Jamie: I'm one of the most romantically competent people in the world.

Dani: I got down on one knee to propose to you and you turned and got out of the way because you thought I was proposing to someone else.

Jamie:

Dani: We had been dating for five years.

Dani: Did you know kissing reduces stress?

Jamie: … Okay?

Dani: I'm just saying because you look stressed. Like, really stressed.

Jamie:

Dani: Just wanted to let you know.

Jamie: I have a bad feeling about this.

Dani: What do you mean?

Jamie: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble?

Dani: No?

Jamie: That actually explains so much.

#incorrect damie